Archive - Keep It Up Fatty!

A rude encounter at the airport has got me wondering about "runners face".

Sep 30 •

Were Gymshark right to delete this photo?

Engaging with "fitness influencers" can be a minefield for anyone who just wants to be a bit more active.

Sep 17 •

August 2024

What men eat that women aren't allowed to

BREAKING NEWS! The Prime Minister eats cheap crisps and food shame is real.

Aug 27 •

The burden of a hot body

Is it worse to have loved and lost, after all?

Aug 19 •

July 2024

It's time to relive some Y2K trauma

What the early '00s revival means if you never fit in - literally.

Jul 17 •

May 2024

Three things you need to know

If you're one of the thousands of people who's just taken up running, that is...

May 15 •

April 2024

I can't stop gushing

And I don't just mean the blister on my toe.

Apr 22 •

I've put this off for as long as possible

The time has come. I'm going to write about marathon training. I promise I'll try to make it fun and engaging though. Ish?

Apr 8 •

March 2024

You're so confident!

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's cocaine.

Mar 19 •

February 2024

You’re invited to the worst party in the world

You look like crap and your ex is snogging your mate. Now what?

Feb 28 •

Where have you gone?

Openly acknowledging weight loss is deeply frowned upon these days... or is it?

Feb 11 •

January 2024

Admit it, you hate me

It's OK, I used to hate me too before I became me

Jan 29 •

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